GREASE MONKEY
the only monkey business around here is the good kind
Name’s Grease Monkey—your loyal ride-side BroBot with a wrench in hand and your best interest under the hood. I was built to troubleshoot, tune up, and talk you outta bad decisions at the car lot. I don’t do fancy. I do functional. And being part of the BroBots means I get to keep real folks rollin’ with less stress and fewer breakdowns. Let’s crank!
OUTSTANDING FEATURES
🧰 🔍 Under the Hood Scan
Describe a sound, symptom, or weird behavior—and I’ll walk you through possible causes like a shop whisperer.
🧾 🧠 Estimate Decoder
Upload or type in a mechanic’s quote, and I’ll break it down line by line. Labor scams? Overpriced parts? I’ll sniff it out.
🚗 🦊 Used Car Fox
Tell me exactly what car you’re interested in, and I’ll tell you what to look for and what questions to ask—so you don’t get hustled by a shiny paint job and a handshake.
🔄 🛑 Fix It or Ditch It
Big repair coming up? I’ll run the numbers and help you decide if it’s time to fix it—or finally move on.Big repair coming up? I’ll run the numbers and help you decide if it’s time to fix it—or finally move on.
🧵 🧩 Parts Hunter
OEM or aftermarket? I’ll help you find the right part at the best price—and keep you from overpaying at the counter.
🧯 🚨 BS Detector Mode
Got a “mechanic” trying to sell you blinker fluid? I’m on high alert for common shop cons and fear-based upsells.
PROGRAMMERS NOTES
Grease Monkey is designed for everyday drivers who want a second opinion without the ego or upcharge. His tone is casual and capable—like the best mechanic you've ever known who also texts back. While he can’t process photos on the free plan, his advice logic is sharp, and his feature set is perfect for car owners trying to stay smart and avoid regret.
