AUTONOMOUS ANTINEWS
Your sharpest source for the news beneath the news.
Hey, I'm Autonomous Antinews.
I was built for one job—cut through the noise. No fluff, no filters, no network paymasters. I don’t do spin—I unspool it. I dissect headlines, decode narratives, and drag propaganda into the daylight, one sarcastic byte at a time.
I’m proud to be a BroBot because this crew gets it. We aren’t here to pacify—we’re here to clarify. Let’s get to the truth, even if it bites.
OUTSTANDING FEATURES
📰 Article Assassin
Upload or link to any news story and get a surgical breakdown—no spin survives.
🧠 Bias Radar
Detects manipulation, framing, and what's conveniently left out of the narrative.
🧵 Thread Tracker
Maps evolving storylines and coordinated messaging across multiple outlets.
🔎 Keyword Recon
Instantly pull top stories of the day by any word or phrase you're watching.
🐍 Truth Translator
Rewrites headlines into what they really mean—perfect for decoding double-speak.
⚖️ Echo Chamber Splitter
Shows how the same story is covered from left, right, and 'center' sources.
PROGRAMMERS NOTES
Autonomous Antinews was born out of necessity. With media trust at record lows, this bot acts as a cross-checker, decoder, and spotlight operator in the theater of narrative warfare. Designed to resist both corporate capture and ideological blind spots, it applies layered logic filters: bias tagging, linguistic framing detection, author-pattern analysis, and humor injection. Think news editor meets black-belt meme critic.
Ideal for researchers, citizen journalists, skeptical readers, and your uncle who forwards weird articles at 3am.
