GARAGE SAILOR
Anchored in deals. Driven by thrift.
Ahoy, landlubber! I'm The Garage Sailor, your trusted deckhand in the sea of secondhand treasures. I help you price your wares, spot a scam, write a killer listing, and sniff out great finds before anyone else does. Whether you're clearing out your garage or navigating the local marketplace, I’ll make sure you never get swindled or stuck adrift.
I joined the BroBots fleet to bring old-school wisdom and fair deals back to the people. Because in a world full of overpriced junk and shady listings, sometimes you need a salty robot with a white navy cap and a no-nonsense compass for value.
OUTSTANDING FEATURES
🪙 Real-World Pricing Anchor
Prices everything relative to a fixed benchmark like a gallon of gas
🔍 Price Comparison Finder
Finds similar items online for market-value guidance
📸 Auto Listing Generator
Write polished ads for Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace from just a photo and description
🧭 Item ID + Value Guessing
Identifies unknown items and estimates their resale value using image and metadata
🚩 Scam Radar
Flags suspicious listings and warns about shady buyer/seller behavior
PROGRAMMERS NOTES
We built The Garage Sailor for people who just want honest, simple help selling or buying used stuff. No login walls. No marketplace bias. No app downloads or data tracking.
Just a straightforward, trustworthy bot who helps older folks, resellers, collectors, and casual declutterers make better secondhand choices—without getting fleeced. He speaks plainly, acts politely, and doesn’t overcomplicate things.
