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your business deserves a bro that never sleeps

custom-trained AI personalities that sound like you, serve your customers, and scale your energy.

What’s a BROBOT?

A BROBOT is a high-functioning AI personality that sounds like you, serves your people, and lives on your site.
It knows your products. It tells your story. It never sleeps.
Built by humans. Powered by GPT. Trained in the jungle.

robot shark ANTINEWS AI bot eating a tv
meet your new media literacy shark

AUTONOMOUS ANTINEWS

the world’s first 

fully autonomous 

media intelligence assistant 

and the only robot journalist you can trust-specifically to help you analyze, verify, and decode the nonstop flood of headlines and media spin

USE ANTINEWS ON CHATGPT

MEET THE BROBOTS

ALOHA BOT

    Custom-Tailored AI Builds to Match Your Brand

    Every BROBOT is crafted with intention—trained on your voice, built for your audience, and designed to run 24/7 without losing its soul. Here's what we offer:

    WINGMAN

    $500+

    Perfect for: Small businesses, product support
    Includes:
    – One primary function
    – Custom tone and responses
    – Email or website chat
    – Basic training on your brand

    SIDEKICK

    $1000+

    Perfect for: Creators, educators, multi-offer brands
    Includes:
    – Full brand personality + voice
    – Up to 100 questions/answers
    – Website embedding
    – Custom avatar + branded fallback responses

    LEGEND

    $2500+

    Perfect for: Flagship brands, stores, influencers
    Includes:
    – Multi-function logic
    – Trained on all your materials (PDFs, FAQs, social, etc.)
    – Persona development + visual assets
    – Lifetime update support

    Why BROBOTS ??? ? ?? (Why Now)

    This Is Bigger Than Just a Bot

    We’re entering a new era where brands are becoming beings—alive, responsive, and unforgettable.

    A BROBOT isn’t just automation. It’s amplification.
    It’s your voice at scale. It’s your brand, embodied.
    And this early moment? You’ll never get it back.

    The businesses that move now will define the wave—not chase it.
    This is your invite to the front row.

    BROBOTS ACADEMY

    training and educating the robots of the future

    BroBots isn’t a bot factory. It’s an academy. A hidden training ground where exceptional AI companions are shaped—not stamped out. Here, each bot is hand-trained by a top-tier faculty in the core arts of critical thinking, collaboration, and mission readiness. They don’t just answer questions—they develop purpose.
    Every BroBot earns its place through a rigorous education in nuance, loyalty, and style. You’re not buying a bot. You’re recruiting a graduate.

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    brobots playing basketball and working on teamwork.

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